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From the left: Reince Priebus, Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions and James Mattis. Abigail Landesman
From the left: Reince Priebus, Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions and James Mattis.

Trump selects a motley crew of cabinet members

President-elect Donald Trump has spent the first month after the election sorting out who will be the chief officers during his time in the Oval Office. Trump's selections have been so outlandish, that the next position could be filled by any one of the following infamous celebrity icons.

New words added to Scrabble dictionary include lolz, shizzle and twerk

Featured are some of the hip new words that you can use to pull off an unlikely victory against your parents in Scrabble.

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Are you game?

Most of the time, class is fun and engaging. But when you're just not feeling it, a much-needed break can pay dividends. If you're done with your assignment and looking to kill some time, here are some ideas for how you can turn a boring hour and a half into a fun one.

The mystery behind the cover

Each year, the agenda books distributed to the students of Blair on the first day of school feature a new design. Check your booklet; if you have the one with all the squares and triangles, look closely in the bottom left corner, and you'll find two words, one name: Scott Gahart.

Rent-a-prom-date

"This is strictly a platonic Friendship website. This is NOT a dating website, and NOT an escort agency. Services on this website are strictly for FRIENDSHIP purposes only." These guidelines are plastered across the various pages, headlines, and banners of website RentAFriend.com, where you can hire somebody to spend time with you for between ten and forty dollars an hour. Prostitution is illegal in forty nine out of fifty states, but paying someone to be your friend isn't illegal in any. Should it be?

The inside scoop on motivational posters

Blair students have differing opinions on what effect these peppy, brightly colored slogans actually have on a student’s performance in the class and whether a laminated image of an athlete trying their best will suddenly bring to memory a forgotten formula midway through a semester exam.

Vitamin Shoppe replaces Carvel Ice Cream and Jerry's Subs and Pizza

The Jerry’s Subs and Pizza and Carvel Ice Cream stores formerly situated next to the 7-11 at Four Corners have both been closed down. And which company has decided to take advantage of this hotbed of high school consumers? The Vitamin Shoppe.
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What Christmas song are you most tired of hearing on the radio?
  • All I Want For Christmas Is You
  • Let It Snow
  • Jingle Bell Rock
  • White Christmas
  • A Holly Jolly Christmas
  • All of them!
  • I never get tired of Christmas music!
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