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Look out your window at all that blue snow, Maryland! Courtesy of the Weather Channel
Look out your window at all that blue snow, Maryland!

SCO snoWatch: January 26, 2015 (take two)

Yesterday's snowstorm left us less than enchanted and wetter than we'd like. Could its second leg give us the snow day we're after?

SCO snoWatch: January 26, 2015

How-ev-er, before the snow day comes the call, and before the call comes predictions. SCO, of course, is the most accurate predictor of snow days; so stick around for updates on whether we'll be having a snow day this Monday.

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The Strength in Numbers

Instead of following the high school trends of under- or overdressing for the cold, all that is necessary is to use layers effectively. To fully understand why using layers instead of a big bulky coat or no coat at all, we will analyze each way to dress.

America faces biggest threat since the Red Scare

Horrifyingly, yoga pants and other articles of the female wardrobe are slowly becoming extinct in school districts around America. Young women nationwide are being forced to give up their freedom to dress as they choose in order to prevent their male counterparts from becoming distracted.

The clock must rotate faster

Blair is home to almost 3,000 students, or, one might say, 3,000 sleep-deprived zombies.

You might want to double check that

It's (almost) 2015, which is supposed to be Blairís Eightieth 80th anniversary, and last time I checked, 2015 minus 1925 equals 90, not 80

Goodbye, penny

No offense to Abe Lincoln, but it's time for the U.S. to retire the penny.
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What's your favorite thing to do on a snow day?
  • Watch TV
  • Eat warm, yummy things
  • Play in the snow
  • Hang with friends
  • Do homework
  • Sleep
  • Not go to school
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