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Crowds like this are what freshman will have to face. Courtesy of Wikimedia
Crowds like this are what freshman will have to face.

Poor us: losing the last day of summer vacation

But this year, in addition to all that, they’ll also have to deal with something much worse: the wrath of approximately 2,200 teenagers, very annoyed at having to be at school.

SCO snoWatch: Winter 2013

Bundle up Blazers, with just about a month left in the semester, this might just be the perfect time for a snow day.

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Nothing comes free kids

As the little "innocent" trick-or-treaters stroll from house to house, many adults are inclined to dish out sweets left and right. But sensible individuals, like myself, know just how conniving these little kids really are.

SCO Says: Girlfriends, weather and homecoming experiences

This year was kind of a fail for me getting girls at homecoming. How do I get a girl to dance with me next year? -Desperate to dance

SCO Says: Dating, SAT or ACT and much more

Yo how do I learn to balance school, sports and a social life? -Illuminati Mel: Just don’t sleep

Snoozing is the way to win

But that night before the start of arguably the most important year of high school: my junior year, I noticed that I was in fact not ready for school. I did not have a single school supply!

SCO Says: Prom, TV and other shenanigans

Your experts are back, telling you how to properly live your life. Good advice is not guaranteed in the slightest.
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What's the best part of summer?
  • Swimming in the pool
  • Watching TV
  • Sleeping all day
  • My awesome job/internship
  • Hanging out with friends
  • Going back to school!
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