Horrifyingly, yoga pants and other articles of the female wardrobe are slowly becoming extinct in school districts around America. Young women nationwide are being forced to give up their freedom to dress as they choose in order to prevent their male counterparts from becoming distracted.
It's (almost) 2015, which is supposed to be Blair’s Eightieth 80th anniversary, and last time I checked, 2015 minus 1925 equals 90, not 80
No offense to Abe Lincoln, but it's time for the U.S. to retire the penny.
But this year, in addition to all that, they’ll also have to deal with something much worse: the wrath of approximately 2,200 teenagers, very annoyed at having to be at school.
Bundle up Blazers, with just about a month left in the semester, this might just be the perfect time for a snow day.