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From the left: Reince Priebus, Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions and James Mattis. Abigail Landesman
From the left: Reince Priebus, Steve Bannon, Jeff Sessions and James Mattis.

Trump selects a motley crew of cabinet members

President-elect Donald Trump has spent the first month after the election sorting out who will be the chief officers during his time in the Oval Office. Trump's selections have been so outlandish, that the next position could be filled by any one of the following infamous celebrity icons.

New words added to Scrabble dictionary include lolz, shizzle and twerk

Featured are some of the hip new words that you can use to pull off an unlikely victory against your parents in Scrabble.

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The Strength in Numbers

Instead of following the high school trends of under- or overdressing for the cold, all that is necessary is to use layers effectively. To fully understand why using layers instead of a big bulky coat or no coat at all, we will analyze each way to dress.

America faces biggest threat since the Red Scare

Horrifyingly, yoga pants and other articles of the female wardrobe are slowly becoming extinct in school districts around America. Young women nationwide are being forced to give up their freedom to dress as they choose in order to prevent their male counterparts from becoming distracted.

The clock must rotate faster

Blair is home to almost 3,000 students, or, one might say, 3,000 sleep-deprived zombies.

You might want to double check that

It's (almost) 2015, which is supposed to be Blairís Eightieth 80th anniversary, and last time I checked, 2015 minus 1925 equals 90, not 80

Goodbye, penny

No offense to Abe Lincoln, but it's time for the U.S. to retire the penny.
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What is the best kind of weather?
  • HOT!!!
  • lukewarm
  • The crisp, cool scent of mountain air in the morning which indicates the start of the autumnal season
  • That time of year when it's cold in the morning but warm in the afternoon and you don't know what to wear and everything is terrible
  • Rain
  • THE DEPTHS OF WINTER
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