Friday, February 3, 2012 10:25 pm
Montgomery Blair High School's Online Student Newspaper
NSPA Pacemaker Award (2004-2006, 2011), Marylander Award (2007-2009)
Abigail Graber
Page Editorabbythegreat@hotmail.com
Abigail Graber, according to various and sundry ill-conceived Internet surveys:
She is:
- As smart as Miss America and smarter than Miss Washington, D.C., Miss Tennessee, Miss Massachusetts, and Miss New York
- A goddess of the wind
- An extremely low threat to the Bush administration
- Made for Road Rules
- Almost definitely on drugs
- 70% Godlike
- 30% Staggeringly dumb
- 60% Dead
- 70% Evil
- 60% On fire
- 70% Slacker
- 32.93886% Geek (exactly)
- In M*A*S*H: Radar
- On X-Men: Beast
- In Lord of the Rings: Aragorn
- On Scrubs: Dr. Cox
- In Harry Potter: Hermione Granger
- As a Disney princess: Ariel