Mary Donahue is an 11th grade, vegetarian Honors student who is addicted to sugar. Whatever free time she can find is quickly swallowed up by Doback, "her" horse, or her crazy friends, with whom she scares mortals. She isn't happy unless she is moving, which leads to her participation in a wide variety of sports, including soccer. Though it doesn't really help in calming her down, she watches "The O.C." so that she can satisfy her Adam Brody fix. She currently resides in suburbia with her millions of animals, including her dad’s Obese, Flying Squirrel of Death and her cannibalistic parrot, but no chinchilla. If you’re nice to her maybe one day she’ll make you a pretty cake.