Johanna Gretschel is pretty much a BEAST at life. Her three most favorite things in the world are: food, hot 80's dance parties and running (probably in that order). She enjoys matching her ribbons with her spandex, and wishes that Madonna (circa 1985) and Gwen Stefani (circa 1995) were her friends. She hopes one day to become a Bollywood dancer and to officially master the "Cobra Dance." She sends her love to Bertha.