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Blake Morgan-Gamber

Online Features and Sports Editor
Blake Morgan-Gamber is a rare specimen with two last names; she woos women and men alike with her fanciful features writing and sumptuous sports editing. But do not be lulled by this siren, though BMG is a creature of beauty, there's many amazing talents inside of her head, it is just covered with miles and miles of irresistible spun wheat. Blake does not perspire, she emits a liquid often used to cure heart disease. She has starred in music videos, she has been lauded by fashion experts and astro-physicists alike, though the laws of physics do not apply to her. She is the subject of numerous documentaries and has earned more olympic gold medals than Michael Phelps, though she has never been to the olympics. Blake has no mailing address, yet she receives fan mail. She was one of the Beatles. She floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee and disrupts normal neural functions like an Australian funnel-web spider. Blake bats a .400 in softball. She has met Elvis and has literally seen pigs fly. She single-handedly got Barack Obama elected to the Presidency, pays only $4 for a $5 footlong at Subway, and makes 30-minute meals in only 20 minutes. She once read War and Peace, Moby Dick and Don Quixote in one day. Every night before he goes to sleep, Chuck Norris has a chuckle at some Blake Morgan-Gamber jokes. But Blake Morgan-Gamber has yet to get into college.

Stories Authored (73)

National News Roundup for March 13 - March 31

It’s a mad, mad March

SilverChic: Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

A plea for democracy

NFL Super Bowl Predictions

International News Roundup for Jan. 17 - Feb. 2

NFL Conference Playoff Predictions

NFL Divisional Playoff Predictions

Seven students announced as Intel Science Talent Search semifinalists

NFL Wildcard Predictions

NFL Week Seventeen Predictions

NFL Week Sixteen Predictions

NFL Week Fifteen Predictions

National News Round-up Nov. 25 – Dec. 11

NFL Week Fourteen Predictions

NFL Week Thirteen Predictions

NFL Week Twelve Predictions

NFL Week Eleven Predictions

NFL Week Ten Predictions

International News Roundup for Oct. 24 – Nov. 9

NFL Week Nine Predictions

NFL Week Eight Predictions

NFL Week Seven Predictions

NFL Week Six Predictions

NFL Week Five Predictions

National News Roundup for Sept. 20 – Oct. 1

NFL Week Four Predictions

Metro bus accident occurs on University Boulevard

NFL Week Three Predictions

Reality isn’t so glamorous

NFL Week Two Predictions

SilverChic turns gold

NFL Week One predictions

MCPS forms curriculum agreement with Pearson


The ongoing evolution of the pill

Second group of Japanese students visits Blair

Survival of D.C.'s fittest

Sherwood slides past girls' lacrosse

Jaguars mangle girls' lacrosse

Division I athletes honored

Blazers punish Panthers

SGA holds spring spirit week

"Date" freight

Girls' lacrosse makes history

Blair players to present "The Mikado"

Gaga for Gaga

Poetry slam to commemorate life of Paris Essoumba

Green treats at the end of the rainbow

Blair athletes honored at winter sports ceremony

Weezy turns whiny

Blair places 11th at Metros Championships

Silver Quill will no longer be distributed with yearbook

Swim and dive places second at divisionals

Tumbling for self-expression

One year down, what's next?

Swim and dive is faster in the pool

Pro/Con: Calorie crackdown

The Roscoe's treasure of Takoma Park

Lobo gone loco

"2012" storms in as another apocalyptic hit

A Rhee-evaluation

Blazers conquer the Boulevard

Vampires need to bite the dust

Football falls short in 75th Anniversary game

Athlete of the Week: Ibrahim 'Abe' Jarr, Varsity Football

Mixed Unity holds first annual Peace Summit

Football falls scoreless to Warriors

Taking control of personal health and hygiene

A fulfilling journey with showers of laughter

Colonels break into Blazers' house

Denying them a league of their own

Williams announces change in ID policy for 2009-2010 school year

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