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Oct. 7, 2003

School of Rock: Just roll with it

by Abigail Graber, Page Editor
If one thing is clear after watching School of Rock, it’s that subtlety is not in Jack Black’s vocabulary. Black is the reigning king of a wildly exuberant, unabashedly narcissistic form of comedy that revolves around him being as loud and outrageous as possible. The incredible charisma he brings to School of Rock infuses the movie’s predictable storyline and clichéd characters with such boundless energy that you can’t help but be swept up into the wake of his mayhem.

School of Rock marks Black’s long-awaited return to form after performing in such lackluster flops as Shallow Hal and Orange County. Not only have his recent projects been chock-full of uncomfortable, gross-out humor, but they have at times required actual acting. Not so in School of Rock. I don’t think Black expressed one genuine emotion in the entire course of this 108 minute movie. The freedom from the restraint of awkward emoting allows him to bring to the screen the same electrifying presence evident in his performance as Barry, the irate record store clerk who belittled his customers and searched for a band in 2000’s High Fidelity.

And in many ways School of Rock picks up with Dewey Finn, Black’s character, right where High Fidelity left off with Barry. Dewey is the lead guitarist in garage band that is quickly head-banging its way to the bottom of local club playlists, aided in its supreme suckiness by Dewey’s embarrassing onstage antics. Feeling upstaged, Dewey’s bandmates oust him from the lineup, and (oh the humiliation!) replace him with a young lad named Spider. But the critical Battle of the Bands is just weeks away, and now Dewey is without a band with which to battle.

Dewey’s fortunes continues to plunge when his wimpy roommate Ned Schneebly (Mike White, who is also the screenwriter) is swayed by his overbearing girlfriend Patty (Sarah Silverman) into demanding Dewey actually pay his share of the rent, or at least contribute to society. Ned is unswayed by Dewey’s explanation, “Dude, I service society by rocking." In need of money, Dewey pretends to be Ned, a substitute teacher, and accepts a long-term sub position at a prestigious private elementary school.

The plot is exactly the big cliché that you expect: At the school, Dewey meets a host of proper, Harvard-bound youngsters whom he will teach to de-stress and rock out in a manner befitting small children whilst they confer upon him some semblance of maturity. Dewey discovers that most of his pupils are musical prodigies, from Zack (Joey Gaydos), the shy guitarist who isn’t allowed to play anything but classical music to Kevin (Kevin Clark), the repressed drummer who takes far too much pleasure in banging cymbals during his boring music class. Alá Sister Act 2, Dewey forms the class into a rock band, hoping to win the all-important Battle of the Bands competition. Faced with more children than he has room for in a band, Dewey assigns the rest of the class into three groups: security (their job is to make sure that no one, most of all no parent, finds out about the band), roadies (they must design the light show, handle the band’s equipment, etc.) and groupies (their job is to “worship the band").

Though the story is criminally predictable, you end up not caring, because Dewey is so exhaustingly kinetic and hysterical. His tendency to obsess about minutiae as though it would cause nuclear devastation never fails to raise a laugh. When he finds out that no one in the class has heard of Led Zeppelin, his eyes twitch, his voice squeaks, and I swear he was about to have an apoplectic fit. Also, the influence of Tenacious D, Black’s band, is heavily evident, as Dewey composes inane tunes off the top of his head and sings everyday conversations.

As great as the kids are (the actors play their own instruments) and as funny as Black is, the classroom scenes eventually become much less amusing because of their redundancy. Mix them up, run it backwards, it wouldn’t make a difference: The middle half of this movie is all the same. Luckily, School of Rock has an ace up its sleeve by the name of Joan Cusack, a fellow High Fidelity alum. She plays the uber-uptight principal Rosalie Mullins, and School of Rock takes a wonderful risk in humanizing its villain. Mullins isn’t mean, she’s just stressed and misunderstood. So Dewey gets her drunk and has her lip-synching to Stevie Nicks to loosen her up. Cusack’s considerable comic talent is on display—watching her drink beer is like watching your grandmother do so. She purses her lips, takes a sip, and blows across the top as though to cool it off, all the while sneaking covert glances around the bar as though one of the parents of her pupils might be watching, lawsuit in hand. For a few scenes Black isn’t simply acting into a void; Cusack is there to respond and provoke.

Though Black can’t resist a few inappropriate jokes and White can’t resist adding a multitude of mushy clichés, the sheer comic vivacity of School of Rock lets the movie groove along splendidly. It takes the audience nowhere new, but sometimes all you need is a little old fashioned rock and roll.

School of Rock is rated PG-13 for some rude humor and drug references.

Discuss this Article

  • maddie on February 8, 2004
    SCHOOL OF ROCK IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
    The kids rock and the music duz too!
    rock on..
    oh and the drummer is hot!
  • Kirstin (View Email) on February 29, 2004
    The school of rock is my FAVORITE movie OF ALL TIME!lol Kevin Clark(the Drummer)is sooooo HOT!And his name in the movie is Freddy Jones, not kevin!
  • Amanda (View Email) on March 13, 2004
    I love the movie School of Rock ! Kevin Clark is so hot n cute !!! Its the funniest movie that Ive seen.
  • grace on March 13, 2004
    i hav seen it 4 times already and am soon gona see it again!!! Jack Black is amazing, so are all the kids (specially kevin) and it has an awesome soundtrack......wooooo rock on!!!
  • Brianna on March 21, 2004
    i have seen it at least 10 times now and i love it! They were GREAT musicians. And my favorite is Kevin Clark! he i s sooooooooooo hott! im obsessed... if he was in more movies it would be so much better! School of Rock is my favorite movie ever and i even own the C.D. I LOVE FREDDY ( kevin ) and i wanna play drums too!
  • Stephanie Shaw (View Email) on May 2, 2004
    I loved that movie it rock and KEVIN oh my word i think i almost fell off my seat with his spikey hair. i wish i could meet him. KEVIN IS SOOOOO HOT!!!! i would love to meet him. the is so funny and i love it!!!!
  • Emily on May 2, 2004
    School of Rock was the best! They definatly gave the right part for Dewey. 5 million stars for STICKIN IT 2 DA MAN!
  • Breann Hirth on May 2, 2004
    Kevin Clark is so amaizingly Hot!!how old is he?is he 15 or 12?
  • michelle (View Email) on May 5, 2004
    thats a long long long thingy u no...
  • Moniqa (View Email) on May 5, 2004
    Kevin Clark hes the most amazing person on earth....everything of mine is all him! But..im pretty down to earth...nuttin big..
  • katie madden on May 5, 2004
    kevin is mine he is SOOOO hot'n'sexy i luv him
  • Crystal Prado on May 14, 2004
    I've seen the movie at least 40-60 times. I watch it every day! Kevin Clark is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost EVERY girl I know thinks he's cute too! He's my favorite character!!!!!!! My favorite instrument is the drums too! He plays them REALLY good! He's the cutest 14 year old EVER!!!!!! I'm his #1 fann!!!! I'm obsessed with him! I LOVE HIM!!!I would LOVE to meet him! The first time I saw him in the movie I thought he was the cutest! I still do!!! The songs were awsome, espacially the one they played at "The Battle of the Bands" It is my favorite! "School of Rock" is my favorite movie! I would do ANYTHING to meet him! I LOVE KEVIN CLARK!!!! My friend thinks I'm crazy, I talk about him all the time!
  • ~KiRsteN!~ (View Email) on May 20, 2004
    yo, wat up?! I *LOVE* kevin! but not only kevin i love joey(zach)! they r so0o0o0o hott! kevin rox w/ drums n joey rox wit a guitar! my so/called friend thinx dat joey is so0o0o0 ugly..but he s not. i want 2 marry him..i REALLY do feel lik he is da one..lol! no, seriously i m not kidding. kevin is 15 n joey is 13. i know all the info about them..so if u need more just e-mail me. yo, peace!
  • Dallas Marie Kelley (View Email) on May 31, 2004
    Hi Kevin Clark U ar3e so Sexy, willi you be my boyfirend ANyway nice Movie
  • laura on July 18, 2004
    kevin clark is the hotest boy on the planet i wouldn't mind going o a date with him even if he is 2 years older than me
    im 12 hes 14 15 i dont care.......i love you kevin
  • chelsea (View Email) on July 18, 2004
    i also like KEVIN CLARK..Ü he's sooooooooooooooo cute, charming and soooooooooo hot!!! i really really really like him.. men i love u sooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and that's a very nice movie...!
  • chelsea (View Email) on July 19, 2004
    i also like, and love the movie!!!!! especially the drummer >>KEVIN ALEXANDER CLARK<< (a.k.a freddy jones)... i really really like him, i love him so muchhhhhhhhhh
    he's the cutest guy i've ever seen in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!he's so cute and hot...
  • Chelsie (View Email) on July 21, 2004
    hey wassup?
    i love the movie school of rock!
    and as soon as i saw kevin clark in it [freddy the drummer] i seriously fell in love!
    im only 11 and he is about 15 so im really upset coz i know he wont wanna go out wit me!
    I play the drums as well!
    and kevin if u read this i love u and i never will stop lovin u! u are so hot and the girls on the movie with u are so lucky to meet u! one night i actullay started to cry over him!!!!
    isnt that pathetic
    i lov kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • emma n hayley on September 10, 2004
    u lot av NO chance wiv kevin! WE sore im first! lol oj! we feel da same.. he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fit.. n we r in love wiv im MADLY! emma has pics of him on her wall, and kevin if ure readin this (which we doubt it) WE LOVE U AND WE RELE WANA MEET U!! luv us xxxxxxxxxx
  • Nina on September 21, 2004
    Yeeeeeeees......Kevin Clark aka Freddy Jones is Hot!!! with that spiky hear..........WOOOOOOOOW.......and i'm happy he's about my age whieeeeee:) he's almost 16 can you believe it:W
  • Nati (View Email) on October 11, 2004
    School of rock it´s very cool
    fantastic
  • jamaica (View Email) on November 5, 2004
    hi! kevin i love u so much your cute u rock. u love music ilove music 2! i know how 2 play lots of instrument! my i ask u? do u have a girl friend already? i love u wer bought cool right!
  • megan (View Email) on January 2, 2005 at 7:30 AM
    hey i thought kevin is an awsome person, and hot too! wish i could talk to ya1 love meg
  • punk roker (View Email) on January 16, 2005 at 2:53 AM
    Kevin !!!=P
  • cher (View Email) on February 4, 2005 at 6:38 AM
    HEY! The movie School of Rock was dam good .Kevin is sooooooooooooooo hot & cute....i just would like 2 meet him. i am happy coz i am 14 and he is 15. i would do anything to meet him...... i LOVE KEVIN CLARK!!!!!!!!OH MY GOD.MY friend thinks i am crazy but what 2 do ,i am just madly in love wit him.oh KEVIN,if u happen 2 read this ,just know that i lov u and really want to meet u...........
  • cher (View Email) on February 4, 2005 at 6:41 AM
    HEY! The movie School of Rock was dam good .Kevin is sooooooooooooooo hot & cute....i just would like 2 meet him. i am happy coz i am 14 and he is 15. i would do anything to meet him...... i LOVE KEVIN CLARK!!!!!!!!OH MY GOD.MY friend thinks i am crazy but what 2 do ,i am just madly in love wit him.oh KEVIN,if u happen 2 read this ,just know that i lov u and really want to meet u...........
    OH,And i also have got loads of pics of KEVIN ALEXANDER CLARK WIT ME, SO IF YOU GALS WANT THEM JUST EMAIL ME ,
    PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!
  • bethany (View Email) on October 2, 2005 at 11:47 AM
    i luv kevin clark he is so fit tell him for me if he will go out with me!

    plz send bk
  • Aditria Nurmita Dewi (View Email) on November 21, 2005 at 2:23 AM
    kevin clark is love it me is like to kevin clark your are gentle man and genius boyz you are fafourite me and my friends





    -dewi-
    in indonesia
  • shann (View Email) on February 27, 2006 at 3:53 PM
    OMFG KEVIN IF U EVER READ THIS I LUV U SO MUCH AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS MEET U!!!!
  • amaia (View Email) on January 17, 2007 at 4:48 PM
    kevin "freddy" is my faborite!!I LOVE YOU KEVIN!!
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