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May 20, 2002

Episode II: a new hope

by Annie Peirce, Page Editor
Forget what the critics say, Episode II: Attack of the Clones is a fun, thoroughly entertaining movie that, unlike the disappointing Episode I, is worth seeing as long as you’re a fan who knows at least the basics of Star Wars' story line.

One of the reasons why Episode I: The Phantom Menace was so abused by die-hard Star Wars fans was its lack of ties to the original series. The familiar storm troopers, Wookies, and the like were sadly missing from Episode I, replaced with penguin-headed robots and brainless Gungans, not to mention a computer-generated world lacking the vitality of Lucas’ original string and wire approach.

Episode II makes up for Episode I's failings with its constant references to the original movies. These references are sometimes obvious, such as when the characters’ visit to the house of the future Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru (a.k.a. Luke Skywalker’s house on his home planet of Tatooine) where Anakin (Hayden Christensen) has an emotional moment in the same room where his son will hear the message from Princess Leia some decades later. For Star Wars fans, moments such as these are perhaps even more exciting than the massive battle scenes.

The romance between Anakin Skywalker and Senator Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) is the movie’s only major weak point. Star Wars fans that nostalgically remember the chemistry between Leia (Carrie Fisher) and Han Solo (Harrison Ford) in the original trilogy will be sadly disappointed in Lucas’ newest couple. It just isn’t believable. She’s gorgeous. He’s creepy. His melodramatic brooding stares are enough to make your skin crawl. The question is not what her reaction will be to his slip toward the dark side, but whether she will dump the immature, arrogant, and rather ugly Anakin for Obi-Wan (“Moulin Rouge" heartthrob Ewan McGregor, only partially disguised by a beard) who she somehow ignores. For a character that has been written as intelligent and independent, she shows a lack of perception and trend toward cleavage that becomes increasingly annoying throughout the movie.

According to the Washington Post article, At the Box Office, Signs of a Strong Hot Summer, Episode II made $86 million during its first three days and $116 million since its opening on Thursday, making it the third largest opening in history. The first is Spider Man, opening with $115 million in its first weekend, followed by Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, which opened with $90 million.



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  • Jared on May 20, 2002
    Lucus legacy? Ha.

    Read your headlines before you print them.

    (Don't post this -- but fix it.)
  • Chris Mulligan (View Email) on May 20, 2002
    I think you left out the biggest weakness, the dialoge. It was simply awful, and riddled with one-liners that just make you want to cry.
  • Harry on May 21, 2002
    Also my other problem with both movies was it was too perfect. Look at the ships they all look like they were just waxed, allways. The meteal is like a mirror and gives a very nice reflection. But think about it the space ships should be scared dented scrached and have lost thier luster, unless they are redone after each flight. Even Obi-Wan's ship in Episode II: after is fight with Boba-Fett it still look shining new, execpt for those blast marks. I would expect the ship to be rather dirty.
    I keep on thinking when I looked the background yea it's computer generated it has to be. I think that they should of built all of the sets and actually done the acting on them. Or used minitures for some of the other sceans. And used the computer to enhance the film like what they did to the first three when they came out with the reviesed, or enchanced edition.
  • KliQ on May 23, 2002
    Am I the only one on this earth that cries when they watch Star Wars-out of boredom and excess of stupidity? I guess maybe I am. Long live unique-ness!
  • der slugenmeister on June 6, 2002
    I must say I agree with Harry (aside from his spelling, in some cases). Things are looking a bit too new. The wear and tear was one thing I liked about the original series, but I suppose that's one of the things you lose when you replace fifty bazillion battleship kits and manually-applied Vasoline with a team of graphics nerds on probably the best machines currently available for 3D rendering...
  • virago on June 28, 2002
    well, episodes I-III are centered around the highlife of the galaxy. It's not some "fringe world on the edge of the galaxy" like tatooine in episode IV. The middle episodes were all centered around fighting in the unknown boring unimportant worlds. An excuse for all the shiny new stuff could be that first of all, it's the center of the galaxy, the best they have to offer, and second, it's in the past, so stuff is newer? If you compare the middle episodes with the first ones, they middle episodes seem futuristic even to the episodes I and II
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