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Montgomery Blair High School's Online Student Newspaper
May 11, 2009

"Trek" boldly goes

by David Tao, Online Editor-in-Chief
Every now and then, an age-old series will need a little something to keep it going. In 2005, Christian Bale and Christopher Nolan resurrected Batman. Daniel Craig electrified the screen in 2006's "Casino Royale," rocketing the 007 franchise back to the top of the box office. Now, J.J. Abrams and an ensemble cast of unknowns accelerate the 60s-era "Star Trek" franchise back to warp speed.

Star Trek

(released May 07, 2009)
Chips Rating:
4.5 stars

User Rating:
2.5 stars Votes: 33
Kirk (Chris Pine) and Spock (Zachary Quinto) face down Nero (Eric Bana) as he attempts to destroy Earth. Picture courtesy of Paramount Pictures
On the surface at least, this latest installment is textbook "Trek." Though the actors are younger and the special effects are marvelously state-of-the-art, the awkward techno-babble that made the franchise a haven for the socially inept are back in full force. The story, scripted by frequent Abrams collaborators Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci, centers on two characters, Kirk (Chris Pine) and Spock (Zachary Quinto), two Starfleet officers stationed aboard the Starship Enterprise. Together, they must stop Nero (Eric Bana), an alien villain in a giant super-ship, from executing a campy, farfetched plan (something about time travel and red matter) to destroy Earth. In the process, they encounter a "lightning storm in space" and utilize a special method of transportation known as "trans-warp beaming."

Fortunately, the script is as much a story of its characters as it is a space opera. Kurtzman and Orci don't dwell on their overcomplicated plot devices, sprinkling the lingo conservatively to appease hardcore fans. Instead, action is the script's keyword. The film begins with a space battle, filled with beautifully-rendered visuals and fast-paced "camera"-work. Lasers strike the screen, decks explode and crew-members are hurled into vacuum. Abrams has seen fit to update sets, props and special effects, Trekkies-be-damned, for the modern audience. The ships are sleeker, shinier and yet vaguely familiar. The bridge of the Enterprise in particular is a smooth, polished-white version of its former self. All of this careful design blows up on screen with delightful detail.

When things aren't busy being consumed by fire, the script contains smartly-written expository dialogue that gives the two leading men room to build their characters. Kirk, portrayed expertly on-screen by newcomer Pine, is from his first minute as strong as he is overconfident, a rampant womanizer and headstrong student whose problems with authority become the Enterprise's saving grace. Spock, on the other hand, was raised on Vulcan, home of an alien species that seeks from an early age to eliminate all traces of emotion. Yet Quinto works past this barrier, inflecting annoyance and anger through a façade of calm. His arguments with an angry, red-faced Pine are a lesson in contrast. And when tragedy strikes and Spock's mental shield implodes, Quinto's near-lethal reaction reflects his character's pent-up rage.

Sadly, the supporting cast is more of a mixed bag. Karl Urban as space-fearing Enterprise physician Leonard McCoy, gives a quirky, neurotic performance. Comedian Simon Pegg injects comic relief into the film as Scotty, the Enterprise's chief engineer. Bana is suitably creepy as Nero, but given last year's slew of mentally unstable supporting characters, his performance seems dated and unoriginal. Certain lines in particular ("Hi… I'm Nero!") seem ripped from the mouth of the late Heath Ledger. This is where the good part ends. John Cho as Sulu, the Enterprise's pilot, is just another Hollywood Asian who packs a katana to a gunfight. Zoe Saldana as Enterprise communications officer Uhura is included as a feminine afterthought, functioning entirely as the object of Kirk's lust. And Anton Yelchin as "Russian wiz-kid" Chekov truly grates against the audience's nerves. Chekov's overly-exaggerated Russian accent and eager-to-please demeanor plays in the audience's head like a broken record, despite his lack of screen time.

Fortunately, Kirk and Spock are the main focus and in that regard the film shines. Their acting chemistry, coupled with state-of-the-art special effects and edge-of-your-seat action guarantees a new day for an old franchise.

"Star Trek" (126 minutes) is rated PG-13 for sci-fi action and violence, and brief sexual content. Now playing in theaters everywhere.

Discuss this Article

  • mzballin on May 12, 2009 at 1:25 PM
    I'm not as much of a fan of Star Trek as I am of the New England Patriots. I'm part of the TOM BRAAADDYY BUNCH! Go ROCKETS! GO YANKEEEES!
  • af on May 12, 2009 at 2:45 PM
    This movie was AWESOME!!
  • david, could you be any more full of on May 12, 2009 at 9:28 PM
    What's up David?
    I may have touched upon this time once or more, but:
    YOU WRITE LIKE A 2 YEAR OLD!
    now since I don't have a lot of time to waste on reviewing your attempted as an article, I'll keep the actual article analysis short:

    "Daniel Craig electrified the screen in 2006's "Casino Royale," rocketing the franchise back to the top of the box office."

    Well, I must say, I love how you actually forgot to mention which franchise it was that was brought back by Casino Royale...great job.

    "Bana is suitably creepy as Nero, but given last year's slew of mentally unstable supporting characters, his performance seems dated and unoriginal."

    creepy, mentally unstable, and unoriginal
    Coincidentally, these are also three things that describe David Tao.
    Note how I didn't put "dated" in that list because let's face it, who in their right mind would date you...

    Well now I must go David, but I must say, it has a pleasure reviewing your "article" (if you can call it that)
    • Eli Barnett on May 13, 2009 at 6:59 AM
      That was a bit uncalled for. How did that get past comment moderation? It's little more than baseless ad-hominem.

      I found the article to be quite well written.
      • M on November 10, 2009 at 1:43 PM
        Obviously, you must have not had much interaction with well-written articles.
    • That's a bit on May 13, 2009 at 8:31 AM
      mean.
    • woahhhh on May 13, 2009 at 11:09 AM
      creepy, mentally unstable, and unoriginal
      Coincidentally, these are also three things that describe David Tao.
      Note how I didn't put "dated" in that list because let's face it, who in their right mind would date you...

      you mentioned four things, not three

      otherwise, wow!! someone's in love with david tao
      • errr on May 13, 2009 at 5:43 PM
        can you count?
        • Anonymous on May 13, 2009 at 10:10 PM
          see what happened was originally I was going to say that 4 things (creepy, mentally unstable, dated and unoriginal)
          described david
          but then I realized "dated" didn't describe him (for above reasons), and I modified the number to three to include "creepy, mentally unstable, and unoriginal" and didn't include dated in the list, sorry for the confusion i've caused (i know i didn't explain it much better here)
          so yes, i can count

          and also, I must confess that I'm in love with David, but its a hopeless love interest as all he cares about are grades and himself
          • Hooked on Phonics on May 14, 2009 at 8:18 PM
            What the...? Stop hating on The Tao. He is quite possibly the Shakespeare of our time: over rated, unoriginal, uninspiring, and yakking about the most asinine of subjects. I mean, it must take a lot of skill to be able to spew this much trash without an enema. Cheers to you, Silver Chips Online, as your article choices are truly a testament of Blair's writing prowess.

            Peace, David Tao, and remember to represent the posers for life.
            • A Series of Tubes on May 14, 2009 at 10:42 PM
              Agreeing with yourself on a different name is neither clever nor original.

              Just thought I'd let you know.
    • =/ on May 16, 2009 at 10:15 PM
      Aw, that's mean. Somebody's trying too hard to be a troll.
  • C on May 14, 2009 at 9:27 PM
    if(movie.includes(genericSexScene)){
    watchMovie = false;
    }
    else
    watchMovie = true;


    (If you don't get it I didn't watch the movie)
    • Actually did watch the movie on May 15, 2009 at 12:38 AM
      Looks like your boolean is wrong...
      Sex scene? Uhh where? You mean that less than a minute long one that wasn't actually anything? Don't believe everything you see in trailers.
  • Anonymous on May 16, 2009 at 4:32 PM
    "A Series of Tubes", myself and Hooked on Phonics are two entirely different people. With that kind of flawed logic that any two people arguing the same idea are actually the same person, you could be related to David Tao!
    • The Internets on May 18, 2009 at 9:50 PM
      You're quite obviously the same person.

      And I'm not A Series of Tubes. Srsly.
  • Ozymandias on May 18, 2009 at 9:36 PM
    I enjoyed this movie very much (this review was one of the reasons I went to see it), and I have to say, I liked Chekov and Sulu, though the whole katana fight was definitely a bit of a stretch. And honestly, you kids are ridiculous.
  • Emmy on May 20, 2009 at 2:00 PM
    Hey, I just want to say about Sulu and his katana that the reason he packs it is because of the original Star Trek series, it's not just a random cliche. And it's really not a katana. But, the point is, in Star Trek classic, Sulu was a fencer, and in the episode where a star was going super nova causing all of the cast (don't ask how) to act as though they were severely intoxicated, he revealed that he'd always wanted to be a sword fighter. Not just a sword fighter, but a swash-buckling pirate.
  • trekkie101 on May 22, 2009 at 10:23 AM
    i don't know, i kind of liked anton yelchin, i wanted to see more of him in the movie
  • ballershotcaller on May 29, 2009 at 1:10 PM
    where da unicorns at?
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