Daniel Hauser

Name: Daniel Hauser
Position: Technical Staff
Graduation Year: 2008
Daniel Hauser is an e-communist. When not taking small children hostage in exchange for food for the homeless, he hacks into bank accounts and changes numbers in the zip codes to wreak postal mail disasters. However, his main hobbies include flying "planes" to Soviet Russia (How about them vikings? -Tony), and writing Kurvature on white boards. He cannot sleep without hugging his Lenin plushie tight against his cold, red heart.