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Yoga pants on display at a Lululemon store in New York Courtesy of the Chicago Tribune
Yoga pants on display at a Lululemon store in New York

America faces biggest threat since the Red Scare

Horrifyingly, yoga pants and other articles of the female wardrobe are slowly becoming extinct in school districts around America. Young women nationwide are being forced to give up their freedom to dress as they choose in order to prevent their male counterparts from becoming distracted.

The clock must rotate faster

Blair is home to almost 3,000 students, or, one might say, 3,000 sleep-deprived zombies.

Op/Ed »

Attempt at a new playoff system is backfiring

With this new system, the odds are completely in favor of the division winners and completely against the wildcard team. But somehow, both wildcard teams have made it to the World Series in the second year of this new system.

The election speculation sensation that's sweeping the nation

Almost since the last election ended in 2012, poor Hillary Clinton hasn't gotten a break from the press about her possible 2016 presidential campaign.

Humor »

You might want to double check that

It's (almost) 2015, which is supposed to be Blairís Eightieth 80th anniversary, and last time I checked, 2015 minus 1925 equals 90, not 80

Goodbye, penny

No offense to Abe Lincoln, but it's time for the U.S. to retire the penny.