Amy Ernst

Name: Amy Ernst
Position: Page Editor
Graduation Year: 2004
Amy ERnst enjoys kicking armpits during the Simpsons. She is a SEEEENIOR and loves eating sawdust. Her favorite person in the whole widest world is Colin Powell and she likes going curling with him wearing only a lilly pad on her ear lobe. Sometimes she takes her lava lamp power walking while she is studying urinology in preparation for college. She hopes one day to become a port-o-potty cleaner and also wishes to become a humunculus after her cleaning career takes off. If she could chop and mince anybody, it would definitely be Dick Cheney. She would also like to ride a potato one day with Big Bird by her side. 04 kicks your a**. Additional reporting by Anna Schoenfelder and Marissa S.K.

Stories (3)

Grading policy changes possible

By Amy Ernst | Feb. 13, 2003, midnight | In Print »

Ex-freshman admits blame

By Amy Ernst | Nov. 8, 2002, midnight | In Print »

Former Blair student David Dominguez, who was arrested last May for stabbing two other freshmen, pleaded "involved” to two counts of first-degree assault on Oct 23. Dominguez is being prosecuted as a juvenile after originally being charged as an adult.

Takoma crime increases

By Amy Ernst | Oct. 4, 2002, midnight | In Print »

Several Blair students have become victims of armed robbery in Takoma Park, where a dramatic increase in theft has occurred in the past eight months, according to a Takoma Park police crime comparison.